Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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