Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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