dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
All I want is dick and wine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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