What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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