god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
