I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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