The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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