It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
