butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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