He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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