I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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