Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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