You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
