jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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