Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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