It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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