I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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