Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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