carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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