whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just cropdusted the office
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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