But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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