Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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