we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
