This dress was meant to end up on your floor
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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