I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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