Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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