why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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