Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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