It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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