chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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