I'm really into asian looking animals
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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