My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
