Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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