I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
