There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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