I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
a search helicopter?!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize