what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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