Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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