If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
