ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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