So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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