whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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