Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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