At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
this just has baby written all over it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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