first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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