some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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