you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
