i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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