dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
