susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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