We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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