Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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