I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The adults are the big ones right?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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