Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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